I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing all of your shit guitars and instruments, Your B.C Rich's and Jackson's, Ibanez's and all of the other piece's of plastic you call instruments.

Put down your fucking piece of molded plastic Ibanez or your pressed veneer B.C Rich and pick up a real goddamn guitar. Im sick of seeing "DOOD MAH IBANEZ G3450FXXC KICKS EVERY ONES AZZ!" Those guitars are shit, they sound like shit and wear to shit in a matter of months.

I don't even want to call them guitars, your shitty Jackson or Ibanez, ESPECIALLY Ibanez's and other "Metal guitars" are total shit. "This 500$ Ibanez is much better than that Les Paul! Because it's lighter and i can play sooper fasstt!!" This is BULLSHIT. This also falls under music as well, Playing a thousand damn notes with no feeling (BUCKETHEAD?) means you are a total fucktard and playing flats and throwing in useless three minutes tapping solos is fucking ridiculous and you should die in a fire while being beaten with your "Metal machine"

Want a real guitar? Well guess fucking what? You have to pay for it! GIBSON, FENDER,GRETCH HAGSTROM. Fuck anything but those pieces of fucking plastic with shit for hardware and tone.

Boo hoo, wahahah, This Gibson is so heavy! This fender's neck is too thick! This Gibson is too big! This Gretch is too hard to play! Wahhhhh. THOSE ARE REAL GUITARS. A ten pound Gibson Les Paul packs twenty five times more tone, speed, and sound than that Shitty Jackson, or Ibanez you got for the bargain of 200$, You think you're cool with your "Licensed Floyd Rose?" Well your not your playing molded plastic and pressed vinyl. Not a real fucking instrument

If your going to play guitar, PLAY IT RIGHT, BUY A FUCKING GIBSON LP OR SG OR ANY OTHER GIBSON MODEL. I dont give a shit about how heavy the Les Paul is, or The SG'S neck pointing down while you run around your room like a fuck. You can easily get a used Gibson or Fender off a pawn shop or Craigslist for under 1000$ and you will have a quality REAL wood and hardware tone rich instrument for life. Instead of your shit plastic Ibanez or Jackson that you think looks cool as you stare at the ground and stand still you emotionless bastard. Truth is All Ibanez Jackson, B.C Rich and Schecter Guitars ARE SHIT, THEY SOUND LIKE SHIT, THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT, AND THEIR QUALITY IS SHIT.

Fuck I need sleep