I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing all of your shit guitars and instruments, Your B.C Rich's and Jackson's, Ibanez's and all of the other piece's of plastic you call instruments.

Put down your fucking piece of molded plastic Ibanez or your pressed veneer B.C Rich and pick up a real goddamn guitar. Im sick of seeing "DOOD MAH IBANEZ G3450FXXC KICKS EVERY ONES AZZ!" Those guitars are shit, they sound like shit and wear to shit in a matter of months.

I don't even want to call them guitars, your shitty Jackson or Ibanez, ESPECIALLY Ibanez's and other "Metal guitars" are total shit. "This 500$ Ibanez is much better than that Les Paul! Because it's lighter and i can play sooper fasstt!!" This is BULLSHIT. This also falls under music as well, Playing a thousand damn notes with no feeling (BUCKETHEAD?) means you are a total fucktard and playing flats and throwing in useless three minutes tapping solos is fucking ridiculous and you should die in a fire while being beaten with your "Metal machine"

Want a real guitar? Well guess fucking what? You have to pay for it! GIBSON, FENDER,GRETCH HAGSTROM. Fuck anything but those pieces of fucking plastic with shit for hardware and tone.

Boo hoo, wahahah, This Gibson is so heavy! This fender's neck is too thick! This Gibson is too big! This Gretch is too hard to play! Wahhhhh. THOSE ARE REAL GUITARS. A ten pound Gibson Les Paul packs twenty five times more tone, speed, and sound than that Shitty Jackson, or Ibanez you got for the bargain of 200$, You think you're cool with your "Licensed Floyd Rose?" Well your not your playing molded plastic and pressed vinyl. Not a real fucking instrument

If your going to play guitar, PLAY IT RIGHT, BUY A FUCKING GIBSON LP OR SG OR ANY OTHER GIBSON MODEL. I dont give a shit about how heavy the Les Paul is, or The SG'S neck pointing down while you run around your room like a fuck. You can easily get a used Gibson or Fender off a pawn shop or Craigslist for under 1000$ and you will have a quality REAL wood and hardware tone rich instrument for life. Instead of your shit plastic Ibanez or Jackson that you think looks cool as you stare at the ground and stand still you emotionless bastard. Truth is All Ibanez Jackson, B.C Rich and Schecter Guitars ARE SHIT, THEY SOUND LIKE SHIT, THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT, AND THEIR QUALITY IS SHIT.

Fuck I need sleep

A tad late but i shall be making a long article on Billy Mays soon. RIP buddy

"Life's a pitch and then you buy" -Billy Mays

I hate to say it NG, but all of your favorite bands FUCKING SUCK.

Bands I dont like.

1.Buckethead and all of bucketheads bands.
2.In flames
3.Hinder
4.System of a down
5.Dave Matthews
6.Megadeth
7.Children Of Bodom
8.Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
9.Dream Theater
10.Insane clown posse
11.Rap music in general
12.Foo Fighters
13.Three Days Grace
14.Three Doors Down
15.Creed
16.Oasis
17.AVENGED SEVENFOLD-One of my most hated bands.
18.Iced Earth
19.Lamb Of God
20.The Clash
21.The Cure
22.HIM
23.Fall Out Boy
24.Smashing Pumpkins
25.Killswitch Engage
26.Stone Temple Pilots
27.Smashmouth
28.Hoobastank
29.Breaking Ben
30.Papa Roach
31.Beck
32.Guns and Roses after Buckethead
33.Herve
34.Rusko,
35.Bloody Beetroots
36.Chase N Status
37.Outlaws
38.My Morning Jacket
39.Third Eye Blind
40.All American Rejects

I also hate "The Dark Knight"

More later.

Nope none natta.

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