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My name is Tim and i am God, i also am the best ninja ever.I READ BANNED BOOKS.
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Lust---buy a certain girl alot of gifts,intill she asks you out for a drink,then drink all the shots to finnish,or just grab her boob if your impatient.
Glut--Eat about 7 or 8 "Fat in a Jug." To make Ed Vomit.
Sloth--Sleep once to get full health then sleep again.
Pride--Go to the Barbers and buy haircuts intill your looks are at 25 or 30,then go to "Dive." and enter the daily male contest,Answer all questions right then play DDR to get the sin.(If they ask any controversial questions,just talk about your hair.
Greed--keep getting promotions intill the boss asks you to downsize your team for a raise,then fire your co-workers ass!
Wraith--Go to the gym to bulk up to a about 25-30 strength,then go to the bar and pick a fight with the man in the green sweater,after he says "You suck." Choose attack,then win the fight.
Envy--Get 25-30 strength if you have not already,then click on the patch of trees on the extreme left.You will find a used condom on the ground,(That you dont really need) and a nature freak,he will ask if you like nature,say "no i do not like nature." then kick his ass in a fight,get his binoculars,run over to the mansion on the far left,the use the binoculars to view the windows of the mansion,intill the envy bar is full.
I really did enjoy the concept of this game,and the twist at the end.And I Really would love to see another one.I also love the music choice,especially the AC/DC at the end.
-M0ng0li4n b100d
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One of the best and most twisted stress relievers I have ever played.Dont listen to the people who call you sick or insane,make another.
Great Game
-M0ng0li4n b100d
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After many attemps,and alot of reading on the interwebs,Here is a simple guide.
(my parasite's name was Anal Spiders)
Pick parasite class,it is less detectable.Then start on a main land like Africa or china,if you are really impatient keep reseting the game intill you start on madagascar.Once you start,get rid of all symptoms.
Then buy airborn,insect,rodent,Dont buy waterborn just yet.Make sure your drug is at the highest restiance,as for the other classes make sure they are all second or third restiance.
Sit back wait for it to spread.By this time all countries should be infected with little goverment interference,it may take a while for one boat to reach madagascar,be patient.
after all are infected,buy waterborn.Then Start buying deadly symptoms like organ failure,depresion,insanity,ect.
You should have wiped out mankind by now if not,start over,the main thing about this game is you need to act fast,but you need alot of luck to infect the world.
I play in relaxed mode,but this has worked many times in real mode.
10/10 great game make another.
--M0ng0li4n b100d
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At long last,I can express my hate for Apple,and the douche who created the Horrid computers,over rated ipods,and marketing propaganda.Great game!
-M0ng0li4n b100d
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Well everything about this game is perfect,and now after playing this game,i am geting ready for a zombie attack-Great job
-M0ng0li4n b100d
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Great dedication
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since there are green paintballs maybe there should be Ralph Nader in it?just a idea
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you had a great idea and ran with it.nice job
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You really took the rumor and depicted it accurately,as well as making us think about our "red" freind.
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You really had a great idea and ran with it,and even for a demo it was amazing.
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